Y/n: Hey Ben!
Ben: What now y/n?
Y/n: I have a important massage for you!
Ben: What is it?
Y/n: How do you even shower or take a bath if you hate water?
Ben: Easy, I don't shower or take a bath.
Y/n: Then how do you drink water or other drinks?
Ben: ...
Ben: What is the meaning of life?
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Creepypasta Textfic
RandomBasically a creepypasta fanfic I wrote before. Read it or not I don't care
