Attemptedcomedy Stories

Legion is my favourite character from dbd, I don't care what players say, suck it >:D

ℌ𝔢𝔯𝔬𝔢𝔰 𝔞𝔯𝔢 𝔣𝔬𝔯𝔤𝔬𝔱𝔱𝔢𝔫, 𝔟𝔲𝔱 𝔩𝔢𝔤𝔢𝔫𝔡𝔰 𝔫𝔢𝔳𝔢𝔯 𝔡𝔦𝔢... Leonora Carter is a twelve-year-old girl with ADHD and an uncanny knack for always bein...

Just a normal day... Or is it? It is the year 2040, and wars have broken out all over the world. At the same time, temperatures have risen drastically and humans are des...

Your friend, Uzair Yezmen is investigating a case of Kausar Bertram's murder. As his friend, you decided to help him by solving the case by yourself.With trust fading fa...

"ArE YoU FuCKiNG KiDDiNG ME?" Featuring a pissed off gal screaming at a book in the middle of Barnes & Nobles. Life-san strikes again when our dear ol' protag...

(Allow me to explain: -Yes, I am obsessed with Hetalia -No, I do NOT ship US x UK (no offense to the lovers of that ship) -My Hetalia OTPs are GerIta (Germany x Italy (O...

Lotta is a normal fourteen-year-old girl. Too normal, in her opinion. Because being normal means being ignored. Living in a house with a mentally sick brother and physic...

|~ 𝐇𝐞 𝐬𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐚 𝐬𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐞 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐨𝐧 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐟𝐚𝐜𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐝...

Jesus Christ I must be on all the drugs to make a damn trilogy to this series.

"It was love at first sight!" She exclaimed loudly "You- you kicked me in the face."

What happens when... Xemnas makes his Organization 13 have a group chat? This is gonna be bad... IN CASE IF YOU DON'T KNOW: Organization 13 is a group of Nobodies from t...

"With a star before my eyes, all there is left for me to do is to 'play as I have always done' and deliver. If playing as I have always done is what's required, the...

What should seventeen year old girls worry about? Grades? Popularity? Well Harper worries about a psychopath with a large grin but she also deals with the feelings this...

Stuck in a place she can't escape will she be able to survive or will it take a turn for the worse. •~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~• Uhhhh I don't want to spoil the plot in t...

"Welcome," A girl with brunette hair said as she spun around in her chair. I think her name was Ruby or Riley or something like that. Five of us were in the s...

(Y/N) (L/N) is an intelligent, curious, and somewhat cowardly girl who is a big fan of an anime called Jojo's Bizarre Adventure. She likes anything related to JJBA. She...

When work is just a pain and you come home with more, there's nothing better to look forward to than a pet who greets you when you arrive. But what if that animal wasn't...

A awesome, crazy fangirl named piper and a sarcastic, meme-obssesd giant named conner put them together in a school full of weirdos. Piper with the support of her insane...

UNDER EDITING!! She thinks she's mad. You wouldn't first think that in a book would you? Winnie Fitzgerald has a series of reoccurring dreams. Nothing more. Nothing less...