Borisjohnson Stories

Boris and peppa have the time of their lives 😏😏 others join the party 😏👅

cabinet rivals liz and priti form a relationship that will change their lives, from the chaos of the johnson administration to liz's turbulent rise to power. satire, 16+...

One day ur shopping at TESCO and then u run into the one and only Boris Johnson.

100% serious, not a joke at all. Not a fanfic, dont really like either of these. AnYWAys read the introduction and then decide No smut, implied fluff or somth, E

Please don't execute me your majesty, but your and crusty's phone sex has traumatized me, so I turned it into a wattpad fanfic... Awards: 1st in #liztruss 1st in #borisj...

A romance story which i wrote ages ago <3

Romeo x Juliet is overrated Story written by @mhoait

'stunning, remarkable, entertaining.' - joris bohnson 'a real page-turner. you will never get bored of this exciting story.' - lana del armadillo ⚠️⚠️⚠️TW: words, senten...

his hair felt like a toothbrush rubbing against me...😩

While planning the muppets Christmas party, Mr Johnson must buy snacks like cheese and wine but he finds his coworker is a yummier, thicker snack 😍🥵🧀😋😜🥰

In The Gaga Games, hosted by Lady Gaga, 24 contestants are locked in big tesco and made to fight to the death... Only one can survive, read now to find out who😍😋 List...

a love story that starts with one tiny rat breaking into downing street and stealing cheese from the rat faced c*nt and his family. what will happen when larry the down...

Y/n is a saddo with no life. She is in love with a particular member of the band Five Erections... and that member is Bojo. Please enjoy this, icba to update it very oft...

15 year old y/n has started a new secondary school. One day she meets a 17 upper class man called Boris Johnson. Boris is the meanest roadman on the block. Y/n is the s...

'As a dog returns to his vomit, so a fool repeats his folly'. 'Kwarteng: Johnson could survive Partygate grilling and lead Tories again'

Boris Johnson x oc - this is just a joke btw, i was messing about with my best friend and we both decided to write a wattpad about Boris as a joke.

Merry berry has an eye for your incredible baking skills, but also something else 😏

i am being held hostage being forced to write these for peanuts

(theresa may x boris johnson) Although Theresa May was always known for being a bitch, she has a soft spot for Great Stinky Poo, who is extraordinarily stinky. This bo...