Davidsylvian Stories

japæn memes, art and shitposts about japæn we got: sylvo mick steve richie rob japæn Note: Things I say in this book are obviously satire. It's just for fun 👁👁 [This b...

disclaimer everything in this story is real and actually happened this is an official japan autobiography

i wrote this at 5 am all for the purpose of having Microsoft text to speech read it aloud during a skype call and mispronounce everything. this was a big mistake. i dont...

yeah i'm a writer

y/n time travels and meets david sylvian and the band, wow so cool. I pulled this out of my ass.

A story of how a young college gal meets Japan and eventually gets to fall for the frontman, David Sylvian; (This is in the same universe as my story; The Student and t...

the worst thing ive ever written

A tale of love follows a chance meeting when David Robert Jones finds David Alan Batt snooping around his dressing room.

In 1978, South London, there was a very small mystical community, most using their powers as a way to make money from non-magical folk with supernatural problems. Among...

Adam ant and marc almond and david sylvian are like hanging out watchin some sick ass movies n shit. This is a joke i would never write this seriously please please plea...

If you're wondering, no I'm not mentally ok

Rob isn't the sort to wear makeup, but it turns out David has other ideas...

Dumb art n memes I've made

Shit would go DOWN

A one shot of You, the reader; hanging out with your good old friend David Sylvian and towards the end of the day, he will confess how he feels to you.