Neilcicierega Stories

And there I was on stage, preforming a song together with my favourite musician, internally thanking Taylor for arranging it. Little did I know, after this event we woul...

this is a joke please dont kill me neil 😍 cover photo credit: year of the snake by neil cicierega any and all typos are on purpose and are added for comedic affect holy...

FEB/20/21 - JAN/23/22 Farewell~° Neil Cicierega/Lemon Demon (Aesthetic) Edits --- Random Imagery of Kneel Cigarettes (memes are included) --- The edits are 100% made b...

Two trucks having sex two trucks having sex

A horrible sickness has taken over OJ hotel. It seems nearly uncurable. Not even Testube can fix it. OJ's getting impatient. He looks through cures every day, switching...

(Joke) Monster and neil cicierega love story 👀👀💞💞💞💗💗💗😻😻😻😻😻 ⚠️NSFW/SMUT⚠️ OwO

⋆｡ ° ✩ This book is a collection of short stories based off Lemon Demon's 2016 album Spirit Phone. This does not include bonus tracks, though I may create another book b...

Y/n, was a 2 inches tall "normal" girl, who wonders why nobody likes her. She had a boring life until a guy joined the school, his name was Danny Gonzalez. We...

**!!This is based on a series of dreams and is 100% satire!!** Through unfortunate circumstances Y/N meets Neil, a lonely nerd in desperate need of love. He's so despera...

Cover credit goes to http://nutmegnautilus.tumblr.com :] 🍋😈🍋😈🍋😈🍋😈🍋😈🍋😈🍋😈🍋 Neil Cicierega finds himself at lost when he tries to prove to the world that h...

tally hall meets mr beast and wins 10,000 dollar!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?

A normal day for Neil.

!!! Joke fanfic. Please don't attack me, thank you !!! Uhhh I was bored and wanted to jump on the NeilCic joke fanfic train (Image on the cover made by me) My life is c...

This is a short fanfic of the lemon demon sing Two Trucks. It is 100% a joke and was made in under an hour, so i apologized for any typos and writing mistakes.

(TRIGGER WARNING: domestic abuse/violence) A teenage Tom finds himself bored in his room and decides to listen to his parents' daily petty argument, but it quickly turns...

DAY OR NIGHT, NIGHT OR DAY, BLACK OR WHITE OR STRAIGHT OR GAY! WE ALWAYS DELIVER WE ALWAYS DELIVER WE ALWAYS DELIVER WE ALWAYS DELIVER WE ALWAYS DELIVER WE ALWAYS D...

THIS IS A JOKE- I REPEAT THIS IS A JOKE. Just some joke oneshots that are purposefully obsurd.

The gateway to Oz has closed, meaning Tom can no longer visit Screow. [This story is a part of the No Place Like Home AU, Home Again Somewhere. Events and references ar...

After being alone in his arcade for many years, Cabinet Man makes a new friend: Mitch Dollarton, newly trapped in an arcade machine and hungry for revenge. At Dollarton'...

THIS IS A JOKE PLE ASE HELP ME a life changing story about a young adult meeting neil cicierega after he sits on a bench next to y/n. this entire thing is a joke, it's...