Pickup Stories

As an Omega, Bai Yue is not only the dream Omega in every Alpha's eyes but also the thorn in the eyes of other Omegas. However, one day, he received a medical examinatio...

novel updates pickup. I'll add all the chapters don't worry. Since childhood, Gu Wuji regularly encountered ghosts. One day, he was dragged into an infinite world of ter...

Warning: Cringe and trauma ahead. Proceed with caution. (Beware of SPOILERS as well!) Do you ever stare out the window, gazing into the far distance with your mind blank...

((Completed)) You think you're funny? Well welcome to the next step, the mother of A L L Groans at the party. BAD PICKUP LINES *EVIL MUSIC PLAYS IN THE DISTANCE* So, i...

Have you ever been in a insulting fight with someone, but you end up not having a insult to use or a comeback to use? Well, you'll need to read this book. This book has...

❝Are your hands feeling heavy? Cause I can hold them for you.❞ ❝Is your head feeling heavy? Cause I can chop it off for...

The funniest ways to reject someone, while having a great time. Got an annoying worshiper, use this to give them the hint.

novel updates pickup. Turn the ruthless flames into an armour, bestow me the braveness and fearless strength- From dissing to being attracted to each other, always ready...

stupid jokes that surprisingly made me laugh.

Like the title says This is some of the best pickup lines ever and I guarantee they are all funny. Disclaimer: I did not make any of these Please enjoy. If you...

okay so these are dirty pickup lines and you should sit down for. these pickup lines are funny that you might actually fall off the chair. we all made this so if you wo...

Keefe's a total Keeper. That's why you want to know his Pick-Up lines. *warning* each pickup line is extremely cheesy, best stay away if you're lactose intolerant *also...

Unknown number: are you related to yoda? Cause yodalicious Me: excuse me? Unknown number: wrong number Me: yep In which a young girl gets texted by a sarcastic, loving t...

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BYO rizz ;) look i never said they were good ( i made up some of these myself but a lot i just heard from other sources x)

I'm a sucker for these so there's going to be a lot I just really like any chessy pickup lines

Girl-on-girl pick up lines that vary from Tumblr cliche to highly sexual. Innocent birds have mating calls; pussy devouring wolves have kinky pickup lines. TW: SEXUAL TH...

All types of Pick Up Lines! Cut, Funny, Dirty, you name it! All for free! 10 Pick Up Lines each chapter. Some Pick Up Lines may be dirty or mature.

Warning: Might get a heart attack due to excess of laughing. :-) Here are some kind of jokes which I would like to share So if you all love jokes , please do read it...