Schlong Stories

A love story worse than twilight.

This fanfic was officially written by an asexual and a lesbian. Enjoy hOWS! ●self explanatory● And, ○yes, we still don't know what a panthoe is○

spongebob stays late after work one day... mr krabs has something on his mind

Schlong dinner

⚠️THIS CONTAINS BANANA⚠️😈😈

All about my schmeaty dino schlong desires.

→ in the midst of the devastation from the long schlong incident, a strange man shows up at the door. he may not do a lot of talking, but there's sure a lot more to unpa...

SEX.

The King of swaziland Love SHAFT  

co-written by me and my bestie 😡😡😡😡

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I wrote this with using my friends pls anyways this was dedicated to them.

Milys p.o.v. As Justin brought his hand down to my moist pussy I could see his cock getting hard I knew he wanted to see my big titties so I stripteased his him touching...

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Devastated after her fathers death Princess Shrek moved in with her beloved step bro Pewdiepie and started a new life with him. Pewdiepie got a horse named Jörgen and th...

All of the AmAzInG fanfics about Thottimus Waluigicus and Julesdav having the sexy times. It's actually amazing.