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Nurse Joy and the Smelly Elevator by TommyXM
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Nurse Joy and the Smelly Elevatorby TommyXM
Nurse Joy and Brock are stuck in an elevator when things start to get stinky...
Completed
Mafia boss X street performer  by JewelBell8
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Mafia boss X street performer by Toiletwater55
A disgusting blonde named Lila would be dancing one day on the street and a mysterious Mafia boss would seem to have wandered into the crowd watching her. It was practi...
BIRDS :  TEMPOEM by gailrunschke
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BIRDS : TEMPOEMby Gail Runschke
Animals are one of my favorite subjects for tempoems, a form created by my poet friend, Bill Temple, a long time member of this Wattpad writing community. Thank you, Bi...
The Costco Toilet Paper Murder by ShrekAndFionaForever
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The Costco Toilet Paper Murderby MMMM YUMMY TOILET WATER!
My teacher told me to write a mystery story so this is what she gets.
I fucked a toaster by SamOpenshaw
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I fucked a toasterby SamOpenshaw
I don't really know shit about writing bcus like I tried to make my girlfriend think im smart so like idk
Morgan Freeman language by morganfreemanislove
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Morgan Freeman languageby morganfreemanislove
All u need to know about mf langauge
Completed
The Four Friends by Perffectt_AJ
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The Four Friendsby Perffectt
How four friends met :|
SHOO! SHOO! GO1 GO1 by gailrunschke
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SHOO! SHOO! GO1 GO1by Gail Runschke
This is a ballad quatrain (chain) about a crow's habits. It is the form used by Samuel Taylor Coleridge in his famous poem, The Rime of the Ancient Mariner, first publi...
American Dad Apocalypse Soon Hack Unlimited Golden Turds and Money by ShuBlodgett
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American Dad Apocalypse Soon Hack...by ShuBlodgett
American Dad Apocalypse Soon Online Hack - How to hack American Dad Apocalypse Soon Online with Unlimited Golden Turds and Money. Below you will see all the cheats neede...
{; How I Met My Best Friend ;} by otter9100
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{; How I Met My Best Friend ;}by otter9100
{; Hi guys! I know this is my third New fanfic. But, This is kind of a joke off of my favorite show, How I Met Your Mother. It's gonna be like my guardian in the future...
American Dad Apocalypse Soon Hack For Golden Turds and Money by IsobelHiggs1978
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American Dad Apocalypse Soon Hack...by IsobelHiggs1978
Play solo or in multiplayer mode as you battle it out against other Smith families. Show the whole world that you're the last Stan standing. Good day to all fans of Amer...