Xenos Lovegood is a kind man who is not one to say no to a budding young student at Hogwarts who would like to take work experience at his wacky magazine The Quibbler. Unfortunately this ginger-haired third-year bewitches its pages to tell a very different story to the one he tries to write of the history of The Boy Who Lived. Behold a series of articles published in The Quibbler which saw Xenos Lovegood as a laughing stock among Hogwarts students, and vowing to himself never to allow a student to work on his magazine again. Following these seven issues, he stuck to writing of the sightings of Wrackspurts and the secrets of Nargles. From The Philosopher's Stone to The Deathly Hallows, this is an absurdist story written with Meepsters in mind.