Absurdist Stories

80 Stories

High Strangeness by elfordalley
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High Strangenessby elfordalley
Tyler is being hunted by the Grinning Man and flees to Marble Springs, where he teams up with Serling and Price, real estate agents who sell haunted houses. ...
Running With Scissors by Sam_le_fou
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Running With Scissorsby Sam Camp
Diagnosed with a terminal illness, Peter Katz hires a hitman to take him out. But when a cure is discovered, Peter's got to outrun the assassin to stay alive! ***** When...
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Mark clubs the best golfer ever by abluerayDVD
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Mark clubs the best golfer everby abluerayDVD
A comedy about Mark clubs the greatest golfer in the world. He is insanely good at golf, but he's hopeless with romance, can he find love while being so good at golf???
The Bureau of Unresolved Mysteries by reticencex
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The Bureau of Unresolved Mysteriesby ishita
The Bureau of Unresolved Mysteries: A Tale of Cosmic Curiosities and Missing Socks In the quaintly absurd town of Serendipity Springs, where reality seems to have taken...
The Quibbler Gone Wrong by SheWhoIsADreamer
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The Quibbler Gone Wrongby SheWhoIsADreamer
Xenos Lovegood is a kind man who is not one to say no to a budding young student at Hogwarts who would like to take work experience at his wacky magazine The Quibbler. U...
Vacuum by RaeGaray
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Vacuumby RaeGaray
An institution removes the souls of women and children to ease their social existence
The Genius by LiamAlexanderGray_
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The Geniusby
One Man's Genius is Another Man's... Kevin
The Unemployable Ninja by TragicMammal
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The Unemployable Ninjaby Tragic Mammal
🥷💥A ninja in the modern world struggles to find his place, leading to a darkly humorous and violent quest for purpose in a society that doesn't need him. When ancient...
Sandwich Corp. by TheTrueHatPerson
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Sandwich Corp.by Hat Person
An absurdist piece about a dystopian corporation hellbent on one thing: Sandwiches. If you liked the Cave Johnson dialogue from Portal 2, this one should (hopefully) win...
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XNTP Rants- A logical, humorous, yet dark collection  by GhostWithoutAMouth
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XNTP Rants- A logical, humorous, y...by GhostWithoutAMouth
My rants and opinions will be written in here, some of them controversial, some funny, and some of them disturbing. Feel free to comment your opinion!
Kadnor: Tails of the Comet War by Sentimenterra
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Kadnor: Tails of the Comet Warby Sentimenterra
Rookie wizards Olga and Roxie are called upon to save their castle home from a stray comet. With the aid of a deranged Faun, they must travel into the forbidden land of...
Pocket Full of Loose Things by Apheistas1
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Pocket Full of Loose Thingsby Andrew V.
A dumping ground for my original (And not so original) short stories and poems. Please Enjoy!
Private Eye Jim and the Search for Good by Geojax
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Private Eye Jim and the Search for...by George Jaxon
Private Eye Jim is a broke Private Eye.
Short stories by SheSheI7
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Short storiesby SheShe I
Many short stories of fantasy, absurdist fiction, and horror.
Mythosophy by AnomalyParadox
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Mythosophyby AnomalyParadox
"The crests of the crimson sea crackled down upon the contours of the shore, That moment they came crawling from that priestly jaw, With their tentacles hlopping a...
Suds by HarperJRainns
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Sudsby HarperJRainns
A troupe of rebellious adolescents ventures to the dark dilapidated drug district, seeking freedom from the clean suburban life they so detested.
Today's Blaring Trump(et) III  by SerafinBorgia
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Today's Blaring Trump(et) III by Serafin Borgia
Political Satire, absurdist poem, taken from or inspired by direct quotes or editorials . This is far from high - art, it Trump-speak.