In which two of the king's soldiers, the handsome one and the funny one, try to solve the mystery of how twelve princesses keep ruining their shoes even though they've been locked away in a spellbound, dragon-guarded safe haven with their penny pinching guardian for the duration of an 18 years-long war. Hint: their traitorous uncle and a wicked magician may have something to do with it. Hang on to your invisible cloaks as adventure, romance and a lot of one-liners ensue in this jazzy retelling of The Twelve Dancing Princesses. *Cover by my buddy FiVee *No part of this book may be reproduced or used in any manner without the express written permission of the author.