〝 we both left the men's bathroom and i sat down. "you're something, kirstie," avi said as he sat down next to me. "is that a good or a bad thing?" i asked. "it's a good thing," avi smiled. i smiled, too. "that's great. but if my feet become bruised, you owe me a mcdouble from mcdonald's."〞 kirstie maldonado's a fangirl of a talented singer named avi kaplan. she's helplessly in love with the guy and one day she happened to spot him in a grocery market, and the first thing she does is ask him if she could touch his beard. combine an obsessive fangirl and her idol, and out comes a whole lot of confusion, violence, threats, and even love. { completed }