As a READER: I like fantasy, mysteries, short fiction, fairytales, satire, graphic novels, and poetic prose.
As a WRITER: Most of my stories focus on exaggerating the absurdities of everyday living. I base my characters on the unusually awesome, but often misguided misfits who go about daily life camouflaged as normal, functioning people. I write to spread hope and make people smile because, despite my cynicism, I am a hopeful person.
As a ME: I'm a proud chipped nail polish wearer, and I love (need) coffee and enjoy whiskey, but cannot stomach an Irish coffee. Go figure. I believe cereal is best eaten soggy, yetis exist, and CAPS LOCK is for yelling.
Thank you for reading. 🙏
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Stories by AbsintheSipper
- 4 Published Stories
Donut Fiend or (When Motivational...
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1st Place in the Doughnut Awards for Short Story 🍩 | 3rd place in the Midnight Coffee Awards for General Fic...
#71 in litfic
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Haikus About Fairytales
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These are about fairytales. Some may be recognizable, and some may not. These are not necessarily about the B...
#962 in fairytales
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The Maneki Neko
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Sometimes good fortune may be waving at you. 🐱A short story for cat lovers of all ages.
#76 in catlover
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