Noah

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Noah - 19 - Aussie - Straight - Single

If you've fanned me, don't be a stranger, chat me up. 

None on the images on here are me, I'll tell you if it is.

BP credit: unknown

My sluts, my bitches, my hoes, my babes and my princesses:

@PartyInMyHead  ~  In hell we shalt burn.

@PurpleDevil  ~  I'm her fucking pimp.

@SexyForever  ~  Chocolate sex, baby. 

@writer_girl96  ♥♥♥

@iSMOKEme ~  Horror movies ;) 

@xxxIrreplacablexxx  ~  My pedophile grandma 

@Madskittles  ~  My sexy writing buddy/funniest bitch ever! 

@SarcasticGoddess ~ She is secretly trying to freeze my balls off.

@SurfersAnonynmous ~ Kia, a stripper I call Kalila. Mason, I though he was a kid >.<

@Summer_Lovex3 ~ One of the few sexy people that know about me.

And the list goes on. If I forgot you, fucking tell me!

Oh, and if for some crazy fucking reason you, or anyone else, even thinks about hurting anyone of my girls, I’ll mess you up so bad not only will yo momma not recognize you, yo won’t even recognize yo fucking self.

People I'm going to stalk in the next world: 

@UnpredictableConvict ~ I'm coming for you girl, wherever you are. Leave your window open, for whenever I come.

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This is my (@MadSkittles) area!! 
Here's a little bit y'all should know about Noah (this is all legit):
~He has six and a half illegitimate children. 
~He lives in Azkaban. He was neighbors with Sirius Black. 
~He has WAY too many notifications when I hack his account.
~He's secretly a tiger, but only on Tuesdays and Fridays. 
~On Thursdays, if he's in the mood, he turns into a harmonica. 
~He cries when he watches The Notebook. 
~PENIS.

what?
~His spirit animal is the motorcycle. 
~And finally, he's MY Aussie buddy!! Sorry girls!
I TOOK UP ALL YOUR SPACE, NOAH. MWAHAHAHA. 
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