Ashelglade

DON'T LOOK NOW THERE'S SOMEONE IN YOUR HOUSE!... There isn't but now i've got your attention here's some random stuffz about me.
the basic lowdown of my life:

person 1: OMIGOSH DOOMSDAY AND  ARMAGGEDDEON JUST HAD A BABY AND IT IS FUGLY!
normal response: HOW COULD YOU EVEN SAY THAT ABOUT ME DIE COW!!! *cue bitch fight*
my response: Thankyou, darling! (yes, i would actuallyz take this as a compliment. THAT WAS NOT EVEN SARCASM 0.O)

The Hobbit you just called fat? He is skipping 2nd breakfast.
The Dwarf woman you just called ugly? She spends hours braiding her beard so you can differentiate her from a Dwarf man.
See that Gollum creature with the gangly limbs large eyes? For 500 years the Ring poisoned his mind.
The Elf you just made fun of for crying? He lost his Wizard friend to a Balrog.
STOP MIDDLE EARTH'S BULLIES!

90% if girls would be dead if Justin Bieber decided breathing wasn't cool. Re-post this on your page if you're part of the 10% that would die- LAUGHING!

LONG LIVE THE RESISTANCE! *Raises sword*

Ahem. Hi! I am an Mirkwood tree hugger of anelf with such a big ego it has been proven to have stretch marks. I am idealist, AKA an INFP.
The name's Ashelglade! I am the Captain of the Rangers and the Leader of the Northern Alliance, wielder of the light star-sword of the North, Arcturus.
I am a member of SIR FRUSKIT AND THE FANCY FEW, THE MOST FEARED VAMPIRE SLAYERS EVER! The other members are @JWGDuggan, @virusdetected0730 and @Chemical_Insanity (EAT OUR SHORTS, BUFFY!)

Also, I am a complete mythology and LOTR geek who loves Pokémon and archery.
I mean, you probably already guessed the bit cuzza the name (elvish), but hey.
And did I mention how I love Lord of the rings? I did? Oh. Well then... LOTR LOTR LOTR LOTR...

That is all. Go bug your person for a cookie. No? A slice of battenburg then. No? A cuppa peppermint tea with those fancy scone-thingzzz...NO?! A... MUFFIN? NOOOZZZ!?
HAH HAH U IZ A MUFFIN.
If not you could just read the stories below...!