BasicCzechGirl

@writteninthestars 
          	Darling,
          	I find it absolutely hilarious!
          	Also, back to Charlie The Unicorn, I think that this may just enlighten you and join our side (http://figment.com/books/177486-Unicorns-a-haiku-)
          	
          	The mighty Noah need the police to save his hot dog from the little dog? HA! 
          	
          	Pigfarts? It has all the meaning in the world to me! It's where the lions eat unicorns!!! Ahhhh!!!
          	
          	Chuck Norris hijacked the presidents/queens (he he you're from England! see...I'm considerate!) plane...and then you're telling me he can't fly? Pcha!
          	
          	LIKE YOU? So everyone would have beards and long sticks that they need to walk with 'cause they're so old? EWWWW luckily that didn't work out!
          	
          	Or maybe he wanted the poop to kill you, 'cause the fly's would come to it, you;d touch it. Mr.death would come...hmmmmm makes me think...why did God let fly's live? And don't tell me 'to eat the poop on your boat'.
          	
          	Sure... I bet you don't know his age! HA!
          	
          	I'll be sure to poison it.
          	Love,
          	The sparkling unicorns
          	
          	Dear EVIL lions,
          	You're nothing like Rumbleroar! You're old coots, just like Dumbledoor!
          	What??? How did you find out!
          	Ha! Chuck Norris strength? What about (http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ZJmtsr6Ia3k/SwufZ3bsvqI/AAAAAAAAAPk/ucbm9VoCkYU/s1600/cowardlylion.jpg) 
          	BAM! I got facts! Ya can't beat them!
          	You never will! You're an old coot! You're worse than Umbridge! 
          	
          	From Sparkling Unicornsssss,
          	P.S. WHATEVS!
          	

BasicCzechGirl

@writteninthestars 
          Darling,
          I find it absolutely hilarious!
          Also, back to Charlie The Unicorn, I think that this may just enlighten you and join our side (http://figment.com/books/177486-Unicorns-a-haiku-)
          
          The mighty Noah need the police to save his hot dog from the little dog? HA! 
          
          Pigfarts? It has all the meaning in the world to me! It's where the lions eat unicorns!!! Ahhhh!!!
          
          Chuck Norris hijacked the presidents/queens (he he you're from England! see...I'm considerate!) plane...and then you're telling me he can't fly? Pcha!
          
          LIKE YOU? So everyone would have beards and long sticks that they need to walk with 'cause they're so old? EWWWW luckily that didn't work out!
          
          Or maybe he wanted the poop to kill you, 'cause the fly's would come to it, you;d touch it. Mr.death would come...hmmmmm makes me think...why did God let fly's live? And don't tell me 'to eat the poop on your boat'.
          
          Sure... I bet you don't know his age! HA!
          
          I'll be sure to poison it.
          Love,
          The sparkling unicorns
          
          Dear EVIL lions,
          You're nothing like Rumbleroar! You're old coots, just like Dumbledoor!
          What??? How did you find out!
          Ha! Chuck Norris strength? What about (http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ZJmtsr6Ia3k/SwufZ3bsvqI/AAAAAAAAAPk/ucbm9VoCkYU/s1600/cowardlylion.jpg) 
          BAM! I got facts! Ya can't beat them!
          You never will! You're an old coot! You're worse than Umbridge! 
          
          From Sparkling Unicornsssss,
          P.S. WHATEVS!
          

BasicCzechGirl

@writteninthestars 
          Darling Noah,
          You ought to know that gold came from RAINBOWS. It's written in the stars, you ought to know that (me: get the pun? get it??:-D)
          
          HE may be small but he's vicious!
          
          Nope, none. I dunno what all this fuss is aobut!
          
          I WANNA SEE THAT! Chuck Norris killed Voldemort, beat that! Superman helps damsels in distress..pcha!
          
          Argh! I am sooo offended! Then why did he flood the world? And make you live on a poop infested boat for months? HUH?
          
          From Uncanny Unicorns!
          P.S. I thought it was South...since everything there is dead and he's almost dead too. How old is he?
          P.S.S. I'll think of something! HA! Candy coal!!! MWAHAHA!
          
          TO rumbling lions,
          Chuck Norris made you into kitty cats, you couldn't have eaten him!
          From Unicornios
          P.S. We'll send you off to maaars
          P.S.S. Erm...What is it???
          

BasicCzechGirl

@writteninthestars 
          Dear Noah,
          If Leprechauns are fake then how did gold come about? 
          Huh, huh, huh?
          
          Puppies can be pretty terrifying! And Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick him!
          
          Oh yeah, right. And he loves platypuses, mice and lice much more than us.
          Well, griffins are lame...I mean bird/horse...or whatever.
          God was probably drunk when he made them... 
          
          From Amazing Unicorns,
          P.S. We'll be sure to dump soapy water and oil on it before he gives it to you.
          P.S.S. Also...where does Santa come from? (I actually dunno this:-D)
          
          Dear Carnivore Lions,
          That's what all the guilty ones say...
          NEVER! We're not yummy and salt makes us melt!
          
          From Melting Unicorns,
          P.S. Fine. But we get Chuck Norris on our side.
          
          (YES! You did:-) Amazing person you!)

BasicCzechGirl

@writteninthestars 
          Darling Noah Dear,
          Harry Potter, eh?  Owls, ofcourse, he is such a nini. 
          Well I have the darkest of Lords on my side...Voldemort.  AND the Twilight Werewolves.
          From Unicorns
          P.S. Sure ya do;-)
          P.s.s. I. HATE. Griffins! They are so....EW! EW! EW! 
          And I'm God's Pet too so HA!
          
          Dear EVIL lions,
          WHICH ONE DID YOU EAT? CHARLIE? 
          Pcha...a lion with rainbow powers...amazing. Next thing we know you'll be eating the Leprachauns.
          From Annoyed Unicorns,
          P.S. Look who's talkin'
          
          (I know! Makes my day:-DDD)

BasicCzechGirl

Dearest Noah,
          You're here too? By the pool? Well, well, well..... you better watch out, you better not cry, you better run now, 'cause we're coming for you, we're coming to the pool!
          
          Draco Malfoy has a spaceship. He's going to mars where the other talking lions are...so yes we need them (I hope you know avpm:-D)
          
          From,
          Angry Unicorns
          P.S. We're God's pets, he can't hate us! We make rainbows!
          P.S.S. Santa just read that, you're getting coal this year!
          
          
          Dear Lions,
          We'll fly away. And how can you talk if speaking lions come from Narnia only?
          From the amazing flying Unicorns!