Not Patty Walters

"Tomorrow belongs to those who can hear it coming."
~ David Bowie

Welcome to the gay parade

I ship way too many ships. 

My profile picture and header never match. I'm sorry.

As long as you don't insult my bands or David Bowie, we can be friends.

Rest in peace David Bowie. 

There was this one time I touched Patty Walters. 

The only hetero ship I ship is Jareth/Sarah. The rest are covered in glitter, they shop in Lush, shit rainbows, and watch nothing but Project Runway and Glee. 

I'm also Bandit Way.