Queen of Bitches

My weird life: 
Mental illnesses, huge family, divorce, family food fights, ninja games with siblings, above average grades, heights, and IQs, music, pranks, squirrels, car accidents, poverty, public school, handcuffs, mating calls for siblings, cards against humanity, suicide uno, marvel and DC geeks, anime all around, dogs, cats, ducks, turtles, bunnies, cans of whipped cream, road trips, weird scars, licking foreheads, dark and crude humor, pansexuality, the color purple, ziplines, pools, redneck boyfriends, Marco Polo, dead twins, broken spine, veggie tales, bitch slaps, weird nicknames, homicide, seizures, 8-foot-tall grass, half-eaten metal doors, ketchup, minivans, moving vans, D&D, summer camp trauma, and so much more.