Please, call me Bobert

No, please don't eat me. I have a wife and kids,eat them. - Homer Simpson


A smart man only believes half of what he hears, a wise man knows which half. -Jeff Cooper


If you need advice, text me. If you need a friend, call me. If you need me, come to me. If you need money, go find someone else. -cherrybam.com


If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead yet? -FB


GIGGEDY - Quagmire

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I find it hard to describe myself in a long, lengthy paragraph going on about my life, goals, and that other jazz. I know, it's sad, I can describe anyone BUT myself. But anyways I've formulated a Likes/Dislikes list to help you guys get the main idea of me :D


Favorite Color: Blue and Purple
Favorite Show(s): Doctor Who
Favorite Series: House of Night, and the Shopaholic Series
Favorite Book: Confessions of a Shopaholic
Favorite Sport: Soccer
Favorite Movie: The Little Mermaid
Favorite Food: Lasagna
Favorite Band: Queen
Favorite Singer: Weird Al

Least Favorite Color: Beige
Least Favorite Show: Family Guy
Least Favorite Series: ....do I have one?...
Least Favorite Book: Sisters in Sanity
Least Favorite Sport: Lacrosse
Least Favorite Movie: Anything in Black and White.
Least Favorite Food: Okra


My Stories!:

Player vs. Player [COMPLETED]
Scamming the Prince [On Hold]
Player vs. Player II [In Progress]
She's a Man [In Progress]

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(> )>o I was going to give you this cookie
U..U
.... (\_/)
.... ('_')
.o<( <) But then i was like...                   
.... U..U
...(\__/)
.(O__O)
.. (>o<) ITS MY DAMN COOKIE!
...U...U
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(> )>o Then i said sharing is caring....
U..U
.... (\_/)
.... ('_' )
.o<( <) But then i was like... sharing is caring...but..
....U..U
... (\_/)
.(O__O)
.  (>o<) I  FREEKING  LIKE COOKIES!!
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. (^_^)
. (> <) So then I ate it...HAHAHA
             
 ^ stole from DanaFreak