Coffee's Bitch

Hi! I am a British female with no life and whom is extremely sensitive about my stories so please do not slander them off too much - that's not to say that you can't, but just please go easy on me :)
Just so you know, it takes me ages to write a chapter. Writing up and redrafting the first chapter takes me about one month alone. I have to write up a plan, string it together, go over it, have my friends go over it, correct it, then have my friends go over it again, and then make improvements yet again. This is quite a long process and I am quite anxious on whether people will like my stories or not - this is what drives me to have it "perfect". So I am sorry if it takes me ages to write up the second chapter or whatever chapters next. 







Is this a coincidence?




I think not.







"M-media!"