Roses are red, Dirt is brown, skirts go up, pants go down, body to body, skin to skin, when it gets stiff, stick it in, the longer it's in, the stronger it gets, it goes in dry and comes out wet, it's not what you think cause it's a FUCKING TEABAG
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I hate my life and I don't want to live so I'm gonna put a fork in the electric socket
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Life is like toilet paper, either you're on a roll or you're taking crap from some asshole
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🎵🎶Somebody once told me,"Hands off my Macaroni," Milwaukee pasta bandit found dead,...He was picking up the gun, with his finger and his thumb raising up, pointed straight at my forhead🎶🎵
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Sorry for my crackhead ass. I'm just looking for some light in the sad depressing act we call life.
Reading takes me away from my problems and worries and pulls me into a void. Sadly I don't have the determination nor do I have the confidence to write my own. So here I am, being a big dummy head on Wattpad, and making funny and useful comments to the beloved authors I praise >:3
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(P.S. I know my name is wack, so don't try me hoe '-')
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Well, well, well, guess who has the guts to finally write a story,,,,,, ME!!!!!!! Ok I'm new to writhing and...
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