OKAY PEOPLE. WATTPAD. THE ONLY PLACE I CAN BE MYSELF AND NOT BE LOOKED AT LIKE A FREAK
I am a pansexual and no I'm not attracted to kitchen ware
I origionally called myself a genderfluid asshole but i cant be asked to explain gender fluidity to ppl so im going as female rn.
That dosent mean you cant call me daddy ;)
Probably eatingish a little
Jk this morning i ate two mcdonalds breakfast sandwiches.
I ship phan but it seems to make them uncomfortable so I don't write fanfiction about them (apologies to the smut readers)
my patronous is a whale cuz I'm fuckin huge
sometimes, i just need someone to make me smile
holy fuCK I MESSED UP MY EYELINER GOD DAMMIT
Jk I don't wear eyeliner or I'll stab my eye out
(scritches cat) wait do I still need more points
yeah I need more points
oh shIT I POKED MAH KAT IN THE EYE
BABY IM SORRY
(chases cat around the house)
LOVE ME AGAIN
the one queer cousin
DAN HAS A SECRET WATTPAD ACCOUN....
Highschool is gay
Homework is for winners and thats why im here
I hate the phrase "wHiSpErEd sWeEt NoThInGs In HiS EaR" so much that I stopped reading fanfic just to write this. My anger is immense.
Mcyt fans b like "tHeY dOnT lIkE bEiNg SeCKuAlIzEd" while in the comments of a smut
Like why are you even here
"Twas the days of Christmas" "and all through the house, Cassie was screaming, because she made a mistake." -sin
"Im a good little christmas slut, I live in a good little christmas hut" -crankgameplays
"Suck it twilight" -me
I have a confession.
I atcually kinda like its every day bro.
PLEASE DON'T HATE ME
This entire bio was from like 2017 except for like two bits and I'm keeping it up because this is basically an artifact by now 😩
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