Another sneaky peak of something exciting~ :)
“Oh, well yes.. Bertie Botts are very much like those but come in every flavor.”
“Every flavor?” she asked, and he nodded. “Like what?’
“Well, I haven’t tried every flavor – obviously, however I have come across quite a lot of unsavory ones in my day,” he started and she raised an eyebrow, not believing that there really could be jelly beans that come in every flavor. “I’ve had broccoli, onion, pepper, tomato, ketchup, mushy peas-“
“Mushy pea flavored jelly bean?” she asked and he only nodded.
“It wasn’t terrible, but not pleasant either,” he answered before continuing. “Soap, dirt, ear wax-“
“Ear wax!?” she exclaimed, and he couldn’t help but smile as he nodded. “How unfortunate.”
“Oh that isn’t even the worst of it, love.”
“What could they make that would be worse than eating ear wax?”
“Well, my best mate got a bogey-flavored one once!”he said, trying not to laugh at the memory. I had the misfortune of heating a vomit-flavored one,” his face curled in disgust as he shook the memory away.
“Vomit?” She asked, her face curling in disgust and he nodded. “Did they have a jelly bean that tasted like piss too?” She asked, joking but he only nodded. “…Poo?” She whispered in shock, and he grimaced.
“Unfortunately, so,” he replied. Harrietta jerked, and he tried not to smile as he watched her fair skin start to turn green.
