Dildo Lover Rat Mom

Hi I am a cool queer dude who wants to marry all of his friends platonically for tax purposes 

BLM ACAB


 ଈ intermediate witch ☽❍☾
༄☁︎❅☀︎☼☂︎✧❤︎

Relationship status:  taken babey >:)

goddamn I wanna cry

ᑕOᑎᐯᗴᖇᔕᗩTIOᑎᔕ  ᗩᖇᗴ  ᗯᗴᒪᑕOᗰᗴ
I ᴀᴍ ʟᴏɴᴇʟʏ


𝑆𝑎𝑙𝑠𝑘𝑙𝑎𝑠𝑚𝑎. (␈)


.｡.:*･ My to-do list ･* .｡.:*･
- Math hw
- pottah_malfoy ✔︎✔︎✔︎
- Read drarry ✔︎✔︎
- Pansy Parkinson ✔︎
- The dishes✔︎
- Life ✔︎✔︎✔︎ 

(I'm demi lmaooo)

Follow my gal pal @hellenpuff and spam her with- I know your secret Becky-

D o  i t  c o w a r d   (ง'̀-'́)ง


Cole Porter


𝕄𝕠𝕟𝕥𝕖𝕣𝕖𝕪 𝕚𝕤 𝕝𝕠𝕧𝕖𝕝𝕪 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕥𝕚𝕞𝕖 𝕠𝕗 𝕪𝕖𝕒𝕣𓆉𓇽


ɢᴀʏ


yellow notebooks taste the best 
I'm  still stuck in 2005
I HOPE YOU GET AIDS AND GET HIT BY A BUS        haha jk
 


𝙸 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚛𝚊𝚒𝚗 ☔︎︎


Azkaban is my vacation home ᕕ( ᐛ )✌︎︎


𝐺𝑎𝑦


If u wanna talk or you're bored or you have an issue I'm here just pm me


If you have hateful views you are not welcome here


Hogwarts house: ꧁I'm house-fluid꧂ (slytherin)


Milky Way ☂︎︎


ⒼⒶⓎ


Pomona Sprout is a 🄻🄴🅂🄱🄸🄰🄽


Buckle your seatbelts and hold on to your genitalia, it's gonna be a wild ride
 

My wand is bigger than yours (☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞


I ship anything that's not abusive, incest, or illegal as long as it's well written


Luna Lovegood is 𝖕𝖆𝖓𝖘𝖊𝖝𝖚𝖆𝖑


🅖🅐🅨


♫*fuck the word count*: Hamilton, Falsettos, Hadestown, Wicked, DEH, Heathers, Six, ITW,PotO, Mean Girls, BMC,AVPM/S/SY, Cabaret,  SWEENEY TODD, twisted, TTO



Favourite books (irl): Harry Potter~The Selection~Hereafter~Twilight (fuckingfiteme)~Wintergirls~tOo mAnY tO pUt hErE....  Soman Chainani is a queen, I love Sophie

PRIDE AND PREJUDICE MY BELOVED 



My hobbies include reading, writing, the arts, and ᧁꪖꪗ


[this profile is a time capsule of cringe; I am no longer active on here]