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If you're looking here you are most likely either really bored or thinking of following me... And so Imma prove that I am amazing. 
     Whenever there's food around, I become a black hole and inhale everything around me. But I'm still fairly skinny or whatever that word is so I must have tapeworms or something. Wait, that is not a reason to follow me, just the black hole food part. 
     I have 1 friend, that lives like light years away so I think of followers and/or commenters my friend. So if you have no friends just follow me or comment something on one of my stories or something and you automatically have a new friend! Unless you're an asshole. Or a dick. Or @thefuturetributes from ifunny  or that one girl that is lying about being my friend, becuase if you're either of these four things, we are never getting back together girl. Or dude. Whichever you prefer. 
     I also like Fandoms and will accept any fandom, except for that one fandom with those nude pictures. That's just awkward, but you can still be my friend! (See paragraph 3)
     And I have social media. (Wow, great normal teenager on the social media website, WATTPAD) but I'm basically only on iFunny or Wattpad or Kik or Snapchat. Which I'm usually always on, escort for school hours on mountain time. 
Ifunny- @Hunter_Sammy_Winchester
Wattpad- I think you should know this one
Kik- @Thats_Mellarkable
Snapchat- @Dancer_Archer1
     So anyways, I'm positive that these are like 5 reasons why you should become my friend
1. I love food.
2. You're automatically my friend if you comment or follow. 
3. I like fandoms
I'm kidding. 3 reasons. 
Anyways, these are true reasons and you are welcome.
      The only reason you might not follow is that I talk way too much..
                                   ~@Hunter_Sammy