Kimba

✺ Abandon all hope, ye who enter here ✺

Stalking me, are you? Well, you've come to the right place. Let me start talking about how awesome I am.

No?

Darn, I thought I had you fooled. Drink some tea, it'll soothe your headache.

Let me formally introduce myself, my name is Chloe, formerly IcedBurrito3261, but feel free to call me whatever you like. I'm a sarcastic, sleep-deprived know-it-all who's fabulous in every possible way ever.

I'm a reader, a wannabe writer, and I'm terrible at sports that feature catching and throwing balls because I have repulsive hand-eye coordination.

For this reason, I only participate in sports like jiu-jitsu and wrestling. My thumbs are also incredibly strong from pressing the buttons on my TV remote constantly.

Anyways, I'm a giraffe, a banana mixed with white trash, an introvert at heart, and I still sleep with a teddy bear at night.

But for the time being, enjoy this lovely creation my mother made. A self-proclaimed book-dragon, a dog lover, a Hufflepuff/Ravenclaw hybrid, and a 19-year-old college sophomore that still trick-or-treats on Halloween. That basically sums me up...

Phoebe is my twin.
Joey is my spirit animal.

I will try my hardest to read anything anybody writes and review it if they request it, or on my own. Just request on my wall of the posting area or just dm me. You can always talk to me if you have any questions or concerns! Feel free to dm me if you just want to chat, I love talking to you guys!

Please be patient with me, I'm an aspiring law enforcement officer and I work every hard in school. I try my hardest to write stories that are perfect and that does take a while because my schedule does tend to get very busy. 

I may come off as sarcastic and cold, but that's just my sunny demeanor.

Congratulations, you just wasted your time. Feel free to check out whatever you like, and have a fabulous day.