Welcome to my profile, thanks for bringing your fuckin' kids. 

Also: No swearing on my profile. No hecks, no fricks, no double-decker dicks.

My profile is an artist's interpretation of what damage Hurricane Katrina (more like Hurricane Tortilla) caused.

I like memes and RIP vine videos. I also like something different each month because I can't find shit I'll like forever (this includes most people unfortunately). The only constant in my life is cricket.

My sexuality is too hard too explain, as well as my religion. Call me by whatever pronouns you like.

I'm an Aussie.

If you want to see some of my better, more original work, head on over to my other account, @L__Walker

Here are some quotes I like:

"You wanna be a doctor? Yeah, well I wanted to be a ballerina, but all I became was HIV positive." Brandon Rogers as Hall Monitor Helen

"There is no beauty without a terrible depth." Fredrich Nietzsche

"We are... Evermoist." Ruby Rose in Pitch Perfect 3

"Love is, love is, love is, love is, love!" Lin-Manuel Miranda

"Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger." Fredrich Nietzsche

"What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names!" Bo Burnham

"Yo, what's the scoop?"

"Penis!" RIP VINE
  • Learning how to give a shit
  • JoinedDecember 31, 2015


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I've got a more professional account out now where I actually write reasonably. @L__Walker
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