MikeyisntReal

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Hi! I'm Mikey :)

She/her

I'm not emo anymore but I like writing Frerard because they go very well together (purely in the fictional world, I don't ship them irl)

I put the "sass" in "sassy lesbian".

Meeting Bianca Del Rio was the best moment in my life

I breathe music, pizza, coffee, old movies, English and sometimes oxygen

Monty Python are my heroes

My favorite Youtubers are Brandon Rogers and ContraPoints

And if I could have my voice replaced I would have it changed into Markiplier's

"F*ck my p*ssy with a rake, mom" ~Katya

"You don't need to do that in my direction" ~Ray Toro

"It's a dildo if you're brave enough" ~Markiplier

"The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma" ~ Patrick Star

"Cowabunga, mother!" ~Raymond Holt

"This bitch is humping the air with a pole in his mouth while riding a skateboard... where the hell do I sign the f*** up" ~MacDoesIt

"Uh oh.. we're getting shootshoot now" ~Rick Sanchez

"Am I making you horny?" ~Austin Powers

"It's go hoe or go home" ~Barney Stinson

"And now... we wait." ~Mayor Tom