I like cookies.
I enjoy long walks to the fridge.
Don't hate someone because they sin differently than you do.
I have the grace and poise of a crackhead rhinoceros.
It doesn't matter if the glass is half full or half empty. There is clearly room for more wine.
When someone yells "stop", I don't know if it's in the name of the love, it's hammer time, or if I should collaborate and listen.
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