NeverCatchMeAlive

I love books, and writing. I'm also found of Archive of Our Own & FanFiction under same Pen Name.



I like writing about Harry Potter (and some times LOTR's)



I am Australian, I use Australian english spelling and probably some Australian idioms and slang.

User name is a reference to one of Banjo Patterson's works. He's one of my favourite poets. Points if you know which one it's from.



I am dyslexic, so my spelling is not great but I make up for it though a passion for what it do.



Blanket Disclaimer. Unless specifically stated otherwise, none of the work I post here is truly mine, it's all FanFiction. If you recognise it, it's not mine. Books used as a base for my fan fictions herein are not, they are the belong to their true and original authors (mostly JK and JRRT) who I acknowledge to be literary genius's. 



No Flames please