i am harmony. i am smart trash. i am Sloth™
kick it barack
it's hard to be a jew on christmas
nothing you do matters your existence is a lie
god bitch slapped him right to the fiery pits of hell
boomerangs are like frisbees for people who have no friends
to be soft is to be powerful
the only absolute knowledge attainable by man is that life is meaningless
"certainly, man cannot live by milk alone" try me
now you go outside and practice football like a good little heterosexual
your vehicle is parked squarely in the "nobody gives a fuck" zone
pain and suffering are always inevitable for a large intelligence and a deep heart. the really great men must, i think, have great sadness on earth
happiness that is the sight of stars, the moonlight, and the strong scent of coffee in the middle of the night.
yes sir, earth is literally under seige by planet fucking jupiter
tell someone you love them today, because life is short, but scream it at them in german because life is also confusing and scary
rapunzel rapunzel throw down some sick beats
let me naruto run into your heart
well you see, the explanation is perfectly simple and scientific. it was because shut up. shut up is why
your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries
time is a great teacher. sadly it kills all its pupils
i'd go to hell, but i'm all out of vacation days
the circle of stupidity is complete
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