Cactus Jesus

This is one big account with a lot of people,  based on a oneshot that we made up in a livestream together. There's different stories so please read them all, they're all from different writers!! 

Idk if y'all care who our lord is 

Sinners:
@meowzravia [Via]
@Rykitty [Ry | Watson]
@this_small_writer [Apollo | OniAudrey]
@feedmeangst [Angst]
@MissTwisted [Twisted]
@EnderDaPotato [Ender]
@Theshadowmaster456 [Shadow]
@EtherealFirefly [Ether]
andre

DATES
7/23/15 - This account was made! :D
8/23/15 - We become Instagram famous
9/28/15 - Profile War Hell
10/21/15 - Someone's failed attempt at Profile War Hell II
11/21/15 - Profile War Hell III ;]
12/25/15 - We got 100 followers
12/26/15 - Nvm someone unfollowed us now it's 99 - 100 again - 99 again
1/1/16 - TAXEYBRAS AT NINJA'S STREAM
2/27/16 - 111 followers
4/3/16 - I realized we skipped a month
4/3/16- IR I S IS BACK FOR A WEEK
5/29/16 - fUCK WE NEARLY MISSED ANOTHER MONTH 
7/15/16 - Destroying Helen's crappy sugar free lemon squares while drowning in the undertale fandom because holy fuck is this one long ass month 
7/23/16 - BOI ITS BEEN A YEAR
10/11/16 - iris kicked the shit out of fires popcorn
10/29/16 - Ether prepares for the skeleton war
12/19/16 - Iris left !! ): also we skipped a month
2/22/17 - Oh hey we skipped a month again, also ya gal pal Ether gonna chill here for a couple days
2/27/17- OniAudrey thinks about changing her name, yet again. Idk it's probably going to Icarus.
3/5/17- APOLLO BIRTHDAY STORY IS COMING THE 12!!
5/7/17 - andre
9/23/17- am I alone?-Apollo
1/3/18 - Hello?