A Bunch Of dbags

DUDE FUCK YEAH. THIS IS KENTUCKY, AND I FINALLY GET TO DO THE DAMN BIO. ITS ABOUT TIME SOMEONE REALISED MY GODLY POTENTIAL*slapped* author said get to work

Alright, seeing as I'm writing this edition, I'll go first. I am, Agent Kentucky (@PatrickGodfroy) They call me their "resident giant" coming through at 6'5" in a lovely wetwork  suit. AND STOP ASKING IF I USE STEROIDS. I'm a gigantic smartass by the way.

Following that up, We have our ragtag "who the hell made you leader" asshole of a sorta leader, Agent Canada (@PsychoRadio). Don't let him fool you, he's about as full of himself as we wish he was full of lead. Donning the dipshit EOD suit, he has the weirdest fucking thing for dresses. Don't let him trap you in a room. The dresses change you *rocks back and forth*

Here we have our fucknugget Agent Glasgow. Or Nebraska.  Agent whatever the fuck he's calling himself these days   ( @Jamestoomanyfuckingnumbers) Unlike our drunken IRISH friend, this guy sports a knack for getting alcohol and a sizable dead girlfriend collection. All dead.

Quite the physical opposite of me, We have our midget friend Ireland (@SeekersUnited). Her heart belongs to Psycho, and I own his soul. She's extremely drunken, and Irish as hell. Don't mess with her, she'll fuck you up. The only famous person we know.

Agent Iceland. ( @LPminekraft ) Not much to say. She wears Mark VI armour. Oh, and SHE TRIED TO FUCKING KILL ME. SHES A PSYCHOTIC FUCKING MIDGET. WE HAVE TOO MANY OF THOSE. TAKE THE ONE THAT SHOT ME IN THE CHEST. WITH A SNIPER. AT POINT BLANK.

Agent Roth. ( @_Hannah_Greenleaf_ ) Another one wearing the Mark VI. Yet ANOTHER midget companion, she's one of their lovergirls

Agent Arizona. (@ImAMerc) Crazy motherfucker. I mean the guy curbstomped a fucking baby... I mean AI. #1 Southerner

Agent Phoenix. ( @GingaNinjaJack) Someone else with not a lot to say about. Likes to talk some shit though. #2 Southerner