Idiot

|...............| Put this on your
|...............| page if you have
|...............| ever pushed a
|............O|door that said pull

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█ 10% sarcastic
██ 20% crazy
███ 30% idiotic
████ 40% psychopathic
█████ 50% zoned out
██████ 60% depressed for no reason
███████ 70% evil
████████ 80% totally RANDOM!!!!!! 
█████████ 90% I AM NINJA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
██████████ 100% DEMON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

92% of girls would be dead if Justin Bieber decided breathing wasn't cool. 
Put this on your profile if you are part of the 8% who would be cracking up.

97% of teens would cry if they saw Robert Patterson standing on top of a skyscraper, about to jump. If you're one of the 3% who would sit there eating popcorn screaming, "DO A FLIP YOU SPARKLY RETARD!" then copy and paste this onto your profile! 

You see someone abusing an animal, 95% would stop the guy and call the police, 3% would just watch, but there's that 2% that would take a baseball bat and beat the crap out of the dude yelling "HOW DO YOU LIKE BEING ABUSED? HUH? NOT SO FUN NOW IS IT?!?

If you personally think you are a demigod, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile.

Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

Remember: Some people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.

1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you.

Most girls either want to be princesses or the vampires. Can I be the dragon and just eat them all?


I only know how to do things three ways: the right way, the wrong way, and my way... which is none of the above.