Jeeves

Greetings and salutations fellow Wattpadders!

Only 2000 characters? One needs more characters than that to describe oneself!!
Well... let's begin shall we?

I am a starving poet. Travelling the world with only a notepad and a pen. I want to experience Mother Earth's beauty. I am in search of the mythical landscapes that are hidden from plain sight. I want to paint the world the way it was meant to be seen... Every inch of this magical land to be discovered.

As you can see. I am full of it because I am not a starving poet nor am I travelling the world.

I am a gunslinger of the mighty ocean, a runaway from the law. I am in search of many riches. If anyone tries to stop me from reaching unfound treasure then I will send them to their watery grave.

Well this is just about the worst "About Me" ever because this is 100% unreal. 

What the hell? Only 900 characters. I thought that I wrote atleast 5000 already.

I am in dire need of fans because I live inside Death Mountain and it sure is hot in here. Please save my life by fanning. I need all the cool wind I can get. 
Actually fan me only if you like my stuff. Don't fan me because you feel pity!

Many people have told me that I am extremely fast and powerful... By "many people" I mean 1 person and by "1 person" I mean me. I like to tell myself stuff like that because it gives me a great boost of confidence.

I am just a dreamer. Day dreaming. Night dreaming. Dreaming within a dream. Screaming while dreaming. Just dreaming. 

Maybe one day I will be able  to beat Arnold Schwarzenegger at a game of arm wrestling.
Maybe one day I wlll be able to beat Roger Federer at hitting cans off of a guy's head with tennis balls.
Maybe one day I will be able to move faster than George bush when he's dodging shoes. 

If you're still reading then you are wasting your time because I'm not very interesting... So there you go! 2000 characters! 

Arnold Schwarzenegger, Guybrush Threepwood, Jack Sparrow, Legolas, Sylvester Stallone, Batman.