Avery Crystal

Hi, my name is Avery, I emotionally eat Sour Patch Kids, I'm obsessed with YouTube, I'm an R5 family hipster, and there are way too many people I would take a bullet for. I've been doing this for about 17 years now, and I have no intention of stopping.

So if you found yourself in the awkward situation that you are now reading about the life of a 17 year old fangirl with depression who has the same last name as a kind of mineral and lives in the deep south but spends all of her time on the internet because she's antisocial, good for you. Give yourself a slow clap. No, seriously, put down your phone, or your iPad, or your laptop, or whatever the heck your reading this on, and give yourself a slow clap. I don't give a crap if you're at school or in a meeting or something, clap. Why? Because you are awesome. How do I know you awesome? Okay, well, first of all you're reading this, and there are a lot of other things you could be reading, so there was only about a one to six hundred trillion chance that you would be reading this, which means that you are beating all statistics. But also, everyone is awesome, and nobody is perfect. I don't care how unpopular or terrible you think you are, and I don't care if you think that nobody cares about you, because I care.

Anyway, let's get to the fun stuff. Here's some facts about me:

-I'm not a directioner (didn't want you to make any assumptions. Sorry)
- My dream husband is either Joey Graceffa, Dan Howell, or Shane Dawson, I can't choose.
-My OTP (1 true pair) is Jatrific (Joey Graceffa and Catrific)
-My favorite bands are Chameleon Circuit and R5
-My favorite show is Psych (WHY DID THEY END IT?!)
-If I had to turn lesbian for anyone, it would be Juliet from Psych, lisbug, Jenna Marbles, or Rydel Lynch

And now you know too much about me and want to run away screaming! But before you call a mental institution to come take me away, check out my stories, will ya? Okay, love you, peace out peeps! <3