Mrs Hood (@_Lots_of_Love_)

Well, hello there. *Flips hair off shoulder spontaneously*

IF I KNOW YOU, BACK AWAY SLOWLY NOW !

Anywhore

HEY-EY-EY
HEY-EY-EY
HEY-EY-EY
HEY-EY

Wow, simmer down.

I WRITE SINS NOT TRAGEDIES
See what i did there?
No?
Okay.. :(

I write a large amount of shit when Im bored, so SORRY to anyone who has ever read one of my Fan-Fictions because you've just read my inner thoughts and fantasies.
WOW that just turned creepy lets turn it down a notch. *Turns knob* WHOOPS WRONG ONE. (Penis joke, what am i 10?)

Im from Northern Ireland. THE LAND OF POTATOES AND RAIN! *Dan Howell Voice* (please don't stalk me)

I like food cause you know who doesn't like food?!
Well except for lamps...

Moving on.. *Coughs* *FULL BLOWN ASTHMA ATTACK*

I update every Sunday!(This is a lie, i update like once a month *insert ironic lol*)
(⌒ε⌒*)

It's all good in the Calum Hood, if you know what Im sayin'. Wait no that is completely wrong and inaccurate.

Harry Styles' hair is my pet poodle.

CALUM HOOD MAKES ME CRY ACID TEARS

HEY WE'RE TAKING ON THE WORLD

@patxickstump ~ She bangs Ashton's Drums and breaks his sticks. If that's not a good reason to follow her then i dont know what is.

I LIKE TO LIVE LIFE ON THE FAST LANE.
kidding im probably the slowest person that you will ever meet...

Mrs Hood is my name and Calum hood is my game. (lOL THANKS @patxickstump)

If you ruin my good hood with food vibe, then I'll stab you with a spork.