Bandito

Hi stranger

I made my account here years ago, when I was far too young to be reading whatever my nosy, horny ass stumbled across on this site. Of course, everything was done covertly, hence my username, because although I was basically asking for it by reading pages and pages of smut whilst under the covers at night until the ass crack of dawn, my phone and dignity would have both been in pieces if my culturally stringent South Asian parents discovered my activity on this site. This has yet to happen, but all the credit goes to them because I learned that stern parents raise sneaky kids.

I wouldn't say I'm a changed person, though. Yes, while now it is more so that the daunting empty space underneath my unfinished APUSH DBQ keeps me up during an ungodly hour in the morning rather than the impatience to find out what ensues after y/n had no choice but to share a bed with the singer-turned-formidable-mafia-boss, I'm still nosy. And horny. And keeping this site as my secret sanctuary.

I love books (duh).  There's no tear-jerking story about a catalyst that set off my affinity for literature. I've just known for a while that my favorite place in the entire world is Barnes & Noble. Books don't help me escape reality; they make reality more bearable, enjoyable even. Exams and college decisions are constantly pervading my thoughts, but the louder, friendlier voice in my head is inspiriting me with the hundreds of titles waiting expectantly on my growing TBR list. 

I'd love to continue to regale you with the wonderful escapades of my life, but you can continue reading about them in my memoir: https://bit.ly/2SA5VRa

I don't know why you're still reading this, but thanks I guess. For being a part of a community that proves that not everyone in the human race sucks. Nice to meet you :)