1. you're human
2. you're reading this
3. you can't say the letter P without separating ur lips
4. you just attempted to do it
6. you're laughing at urself
7. you have a smile on ur face, and u skipped #5
8. you just checked to see if there's a #5
9. you're laughing at to this cuz ur so silly
10. you're going to repost this
^^^^i'm sorry for this thing but it's too sentimental for me to remove
hi i'm apples. or bananas. or neither. but definitely both. i should warn you, i'll most likely offend you, so don't take anything i say seriously, i joke a lot, it's just me and i apologize in advance.
now that we have the boring part over please help me answer my life's question: apples or bananas?
food is food. and food is mine. i don't care what you say i'm not sharing. sharing is caring but i dont care so i will not share. find your own food. this is mine.
do not wake me up if i'm sleeping.
"two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity, and i'm not so sure about the universe"~albert einstein
i like kpop.
bee
boo
poo
i scared you
don't lie
i know you weren't expecting that
jump
you better have a good reason why you didn't jump
it's healthy
it's exercise
yeah you need a really good reason
my reading lists are the only books i've ever actually completed without a 2 month break, which means they are awesome, i promise you won't regret reading them. i have yet to read flowers and ashes, and the art of loving a mess but i read enough of the authors books to know they'll be amazing
thank you for letting me waste a minute of your life
if you need anything PM me. i reply in 28 seconds, 2 hour and 37 minutes , or 1 day, no in between.
المُتابَعون
