Hm?

I only want to make others happy.

If it requires me to get up theres a 85% chance I wont do it. 

I'm too lazy 

I'm tired 98% of the time.

I like food and cats.

If I was president I would destroy Mondays and make it into Tuesday #1 and Tuesday #2

I want to sleep.

Why am i taking the time to write this I literally have run out of things to say.

So hows your day going?

Good I hope.

I dont know why I asked you cant reply to my about page directly.

Im really bored.

I lose my passwords a lot so theres a 50% chance this is out dated. Well not right now for me when im typing this anyways.  

If youre still reading this I applaud you.

Why are you still here? Go read a story or something.

Okay since you still havent left for some reason lets play a game!

Im thinking of a number of 1~10 guess it.

Take your time. 

While we wait for you to guess ill tell you a story.

Once there was a baby dinosaur. Then he died. All of the dinosaurs died. It was bound to happen to our dinosaur as well. 

Okay!

Do you have the number yet?

Im going to say it in
3
2
1

The number was 7!!!! 

Did you get it right? 

I bet you didnt. 

Good job if you did though you little mind reader.

Man I mean if you are a mind reader why are you on wattpad if you can just go read minds of strangers.

Well friend who read this long about page i congratulate you for making it to the end.

Thank you for reading it and wasting your time.  

For it heres a gift!! 

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Open it!! Im waiting...

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(I dunno if the emojis will show up... Just pretend like theyre there)
It was a rose to match your beauty. 

That was cheesy af.

Okay bye now.

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Why are you not gone. 

Shoo

Go away now.

I gave you a rose now go please.

I just want to sleep but I cant with you here just reading this.

Maybe if i just...

BOO 

Did I scare you away???

No!? 

Damn!

Well im running out of characters to type anyways so we will see who runs out first.


















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Bye now.