Dexter Vex

Hi there, so I'm new to the Wattpad community, and my name is Dexter Vex. Here's some stuff you should know about me:

1: I am a proud member of the Dead Men
2: I am over four hundred years old
3: I am engaged to Saracen-know-it-all-Rue
4: I am an energy throwing King 
5: I'm jealous of Erskine because he's the only one who knows Saracen's power. 
6: You hurt my friends and family and I'll hurt you
7: I have a bad habit of taking my shirt off... ;)
8: Valkyrie Cain is in love with me
9. Number 8 is false. She really loves Skulduggery
10: Skulduggery doesn't have a bone... You know, down there. 
11: I have come to the conclusion that this has gone a little off track...
12: I'm too sexy for my clothes

Dead Men:
~ Skulduggery Dawg
~ Valkyrie Cain
~ Saracen Rue (BAE)
~ This really sexy guy named Dexter
~ Ghastly Bespoke
~ Anton Shudder
~ LARRIKINS
~ Hopeless!
~ Erskine Ravel (this guys is a total dick)

P.S Fletcher is annoying and his hair is shit
P.P.S Skulduggery was a total dork when he had flesh and blood.
P.P.P.S the only people allowed to call me Dexy Vexy or Dexy-bear are Karma and Saracen.