- Sam 
- he / him 🌙
- alts I don't even fuckin use fr:
@corpseL0RD @certifieddumbarse

mixed feelings and this nigga owes me money (@MerkKnowsBest)

my son: issak (@dingleberryballz)
my daughter: hua (@some_toenails)
wife & friends: lex (@neighborhoodhomoe), dilo (@Dildo-chan) resse (@thesarcasticvillan), amyoli (@JiminsButter), charles (@ohmygxds)

w couple and gnarly friends: sid (@sidneyiskindagay) & emry (@Axxerius)

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spotify: goodayz
pinterest: newdazeee

real cole world.

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yeah so WP is dry asf and it's boring here so I'm leaving, lmk when Not-Friends With Benefits updates and when Enemies Too Close updates then I'll come back 
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