everyonezgirlfriend

i hope you guys have a parasocial relationship with me

me saying ‘this happened the other day’ then talking about a situation that happened approximately 5 years ago

so upset about the lack of direct messages. bring them back

i hate when people write criminal celeb fan fics but oh my lord they’re just so well written and cinematic soemtimes i just can’t help but love them (no this isn’t about mln. maturing is realising mln was lowkey shit. anyway)

listen to yo friends when they say  ain’t shit!!!! 

nevermind. he was not the loml and i actually feel rlly happy 

i lost the loml today 

unfortunately i do have an inclination for shorter men

man drake is so cooked

soemthing is wrong