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Hey guys, Adam Taurus here. Yeah, the narrator guy got lazy, so I stole his computer while he was sleeping to have some fun. Well, RoosterTeeth is dead now. I'm not gonna shed tears for them, though, because they totally ruined my character! And all for what, a lousy ship? Speaking of ships, since that's so popular in this fandom, I thought it would be fun to share my opinions on them. So here's where you guys come in: Each of you give me up to four pairings from RWBY, and I'll tell you my opinion on them. If they happen to feature me, that would be pretty sweet. So, do we have any takers?
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@AverageAkagiEnjoyer Adam (Me) x Weiss: The one true pairing for us, honestly. What better way to show how far the two of us have come than for a Schnee to marry a Faunus, and vice versa? Also, I've always had a thing for short stacks... Blake x Jaune: I men, it's all right. Jaune works decently with pretty much any character in RWBY. I do think there are better matches for both of them, though. Roman x Neo: I never really got a sense of romance between these two. They have a close bond, but its more familial, in my opinion. Also, I'm pretty sure Roman's one and only love will be money, and Neo chaos. Emerald x Mercury: I can't see this one working out. Emerald is desperate for love, but Mercury just doesn't know how to love people thanks to his upbringing. I honestly don't know who I feel worse for.
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@farmerabe Adam X Weiss (kinda reminds me of Vegeta and Bulma, Angry bastard X Rich Bastard) Blake X Jaune Roman X Neo Emerald X Mercury
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@Bakugan5988 Jaune x Ruby: The one true pairing for each other. Jaune is an acceptable boyfriend for most of the girls in RWBY, but Ruby herself is one of the few relationships where it really works. Sometimes a doofus is just made for a ditz, you know? Qrow x Summer: I can see it, and I like it. Ruby takes after her uncle so much that he might as well be her father anyway. Besides, losing the love of your life (especially if your own Semblance is what killed her) would certainly give a reason for Qrow's drinking problem. Sun x Blake: See my response to PhantomAlorNass. Jaune x Yang: I don't mind this pairing. Yang likes to take charge in a relationship, and Jaune is one of the few characters who would let her. Still, I think they could both find better significant others for themselves.
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Hey guys, Adam Taurus here. Yeah, the narrator guy got lazy, so I stole his computer while he was sleeping to have some fun. Well, RoosterTeeth is dead now. I'm not gonna shed tears for them, though, because they totally ruined my character! And all for what, a lousy ship? Speaking of ships, since that's so popular in this fandom, I thought it would be fun to share my opinions on them. So here's where you guys come in: Each of you give me up to four pairings from RWBY, and I'll tell you my opinion on them. If they happen to feature me, that would be pretty sweet. So, do we have any takers?
farmerabe
@AverageAkagiEnjoyer Adam (Me) x Weiss: The one true pairing for us, honestly. What better way to show how far the two of us have come than for a Schnee to marry a Faunus, and vice versa? Also, I've always had a thing for short stacks... Blake x Jaune: I men, it's all right. Jaune works decently with pretty much any character in RWBY. I do think there are better matches for both of them, though. Roman x Neo: I never really got a sense of romance between these two. They have a close bond, but its more familial, in my opinion. Also, I'm pretty sure Roman's one and only love will be money, and Neo chaos. Emerald x Mercury: I can't see this one working out. Emerald is desperate for love, but Mercury just doesn't know how to love people thanks to his upbringing. I honestly don't know who I feel worse for.
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@farmerabe Adam X Weiss (kinda reminds me of Vegeta and Bulma, Angry bastard X Rich Bastard) Blake X Jaune Roman X Neo Emerald X Mercury
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@Bakugan5988 Jaune x Ruby: The one true pairing for each other. Jaune is an acceptable boyfriend for most of the girls in RWBY, but Ruby herself is one of the few relationships where it really works. Sometimes a doofus is just made for a ditz, you know? Qrow x Summer: I can see it, and I like it. Ruby takes after her uncle so much that he might as well be her father anyway. Besides, losing the love of your life (especially if your own Semblance is what killed her) would certainly give a reason for Qrow's drinking problem. Sun x Blake: See my response to PhantomAlorNass. Jaune x Yang: I don't mind this pairing. Yang likes to take charge in a relationship, and Jaune is one of the few characters who would let her. Still, I think they could both find better significant others for themselves.
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Let's say after Ironwood loses his left arm (the one he seared off to stop Watts), he gets the prosthetic replacement outfitted with some built-in weaponry. What weapon would his robotic left arm possess?
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@farmerabe I am imagining him having the left arm be fitted with some form of heavy-duty propulsion and repulsion tech, kinda like how the Walloper from Secret Agent Clank operates. The kinetic energy of the weapon's charge makes its user dash forward in a lunging punch that knocks away anything hit VERY FAR. Also the charge is not expended until contact is made with an object, terrain or an enemy - so it's spammable (provided you have the Lightning Speed Mod; a Weapon Mod that speeds up the Walloper strike, while reducing windup time. The user also travels much farther in addition to the aforementioned upgrades.) to quickly traverse places in bursts of speed.
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@farmerabe Gauss rifle, charged laser beam, flamethrower or slug thrower/shotgun for close encounters.
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Boy and girl
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Let's say Adam and Weiss get married and live in a cabin in the middle of one of the many forests of Mistral. How many children would they have, and who would come knocking and causing trouble (a la Baldur from God of War) forcing this unlikely couple into an adventure?
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@farmerabe Maybe two boys and a girl? As for who knocks, Walter White… Kidding! I’d say either Winter or Illia, maybe Blake. As for why… Jacques stages a coupe in Atlas and it’s now an anarcho-capitalist state run by the SDC.
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It's May 15th. Happy Birthday, Weiss! I hope your friends and Adam got you something nice this year! Oh, and RoosterTeeth officially closes today, so R.I.P., I guess.
AverageAkagiEnjoyer
@farmerabe Adam: I got you this necklace Weiss! Weiss: It’s beautiful! Where in the world did you find this? Adam: Well… *Sirens wail in the background* Weiss: Adam, DID YOU ROB A JEWELERS SHOP!!! Adam: *Scoffing* No. *Sirens grow closer* It was a Convention Center Show! Weiss: ADAM!
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I just thought of something atrocious for Adam’s Multiverse: “Titanic” With Adam as Jack and Weiss as Rose. That is all, maybe scar Ruby with the car scene, that would be humorous.
farmerabe
To all my followers who got started on my stories from Doki Doki: My Life with Monika, I have a couple things to ask. But first, I really want to thank you guys for giving my work so much love and affection! Okay, here are my two questions: 1. Would you be interested in seeing a rewrite, which I would begin on September 22, on the games anniversary? 2. How would you feel about me making an animated version of the story for your enjoyment on YouTube?
farmerabe
Okay people, let's hear it from you: Who would be more likely to invite Adam home for the holidays- Pyrrha, or Ruby and Yang?
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@ farmerabe Ruby. Not sure why, but the Moment I read that question Ruby instantly flashed into my brain... But I also think she would more pester and annoy him until he agrees to come. Pyrrha is probably the one where I actually don't have a clue as to how she would convince him. I don't even know how she would interact with him. Yang is probably the one who will genuinely convince him to join... And I just noticed that I misread the question..... Welp. Ruby and Yang. Definitely the two of them. I somehow read it as "Who would be more likely to convince Adam to visit them for holidays". Definitely a sign that I should go to sleep
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I know I'm probably going to get some flak from Wattpad for saying this, but Wattpad removing their private message feature is the DUMBEST SHIT I have ever seen them do.
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@farmerabe that and deleting old stories that weren’t updated is the biggest piece of bullshit I’ve seen them do in a hot minute
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