Wanted Dead or Alive

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Yo, I'm Leo. I'm a part of the dying species of  Wattpad Ravenclaws! 

We stan.  

I call my followers unicakes, by the way!



Facebook people are gits, Wattpad people are nice! When you say something on bad on Wattpad, though, we threaten you with knives!



If everyone is gay the gay best friend trope doesn't have to exist. It will not be a trope. It will be an evolution. -me



Everything will be okay in the end. If it's not okay, then it's not the end. -John Lennon



I'm done reading my immortal kill me



Finished on: Saturday, August 12, 2017

Time: 5:44 

Mental state : ...

Head state: aching

IQ: -900000000000



if Justin Biber were to jump off a building 79% of girls would scream. repost this if you are one of the 21% that would grab popcorn and shout " DO A BACKFLIP!"



73% of girls would die if Justin Bieber was picked for the Hunger Games. Repost if you are part of the 27% that would volunteer just to chase him with a knife to yell " THIS! IS! SPARTA!



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@Cloaking-The-Norm



Phone: you have 3 seconds



Ah, shit you little bast- 







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