Gecko

"Hello, Pizza Hut? Yes, I'd like to get a life with extra pepperoni. Thank you."
My own gecko is named Flash, and I also have two cats. By the way, I like geckos. And cats. And sci-fi. And geckos. Did I mention I like geckos?
I also enjoy certain hobbies that I am too lazy to list here, even though there aren't a lot.
When asked, "How would your friends describe you" I answer,
"Needs mental help."