No need for formalities, so feel free to call me your lover. I'm generally a nice person - sardonic and caustic at times, maybe, but I don't bite people's heads off.

I'm a unicorn too. I've got a freaking horn in the middle of my forehead and I fart out glitters and rainbows.

I'm a rambler and I lose motivation rather quickly, hence the fact that I've never completed a novel here on Wattpad. Ehehe cx

(old usernames were omnomnivorous and amateurfarts).
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