Time Lady

http://nicenovels.blogspot.com.au/ 
My name is Emma, a common name really. My age is irrelevant for I never act like it.  I'm crazy, nerdy, girly, loveable, funny and I can fit into a lot of categories.  People are caught up in their stereo types so I'm labelled, girly-girl-uptight-nerd-with-crazy-murder-for-a-friend. 

Please put this on your account if you know someone who has been eaten by dragons.  Dragons are nearly unstoppable and, in case you didn't know, breath fire.  49% of people WON'T copy and paste this because they have already been eaten by dragons.  38% won't because they are unaware of the existence of dragons and will think this is silly, 11% of people can't because they are sitting in the shower armed with fire extinguishers and the remaining 2% are awesome and will re-post this. -Save the Human race!!! 

P.S You may ask from that last part if I, myself, am human, my answer? 'No comment'.

Quotes from the Crack:
"I used to hang out at this park with my friends, the park had a load of trees and there was a field of grass freshly cut every Friday. My friends and I would play, I guess a version of paint ball, the thing is we'd use rocks instead of paint balls and we wouldn't have guns or teams, it would just be who ever had the least bruises at the end of the game wins." -Xenophon

"I think he should be a lot more subtle on the sucking up and should pick a victim that will fall for it. Oh and he really shouldn't be here, he should have been in the personal training session longer so he could get some muscles. Plus he needs a breathe mint, dying cow breath isn't attractive." -Julie

"You are a bundle of surprise, sprinkled with crazy, wrapped in adorable and laced with mystery, you know that?" -Scarlett