Hi, Hello. My name is Sara. I have a degree in Creative Writing. When I'm not writing, I'm either screaming at a baseball game ensuing on my television screen, drinking more coffee than is FDA recommended, or doing slightly coordinated dance routines on the stationary bike at Planet Fitness.
  • San Francisco
  • JoinedOctober 16, 2016



Stories by Sara Chretien
I'm Not in Charge of Your Fun. by metaphoricgibberish
I'm Not in Charge of Your Fun.
ridiculousness spanning twenty-eight years . . --a collection of humorous essays--
Things We Said Today by metaphoricgibberish
Things We Said Today
Lucy's life is mundane. Ever since graduating college two years prior, her only goal has been to "make i...
In Full Living Color by metaphoricgibberish
In Full Living Color
** Prequel to The Poetry Is in the Streets** -- you can read in either order tbh After moving to San Francisc...