shit i ate too many bagels

@NibblerKnight_12 goofy ahh Wattpad took that masterpiece down - they couldn’t handle its magnificence

@ShreksDiary I love you too pookie

@McQueen_Senpppai you heard me 

@no_thankyouSatan HUHHHH???

@McQueen_Senpppai kill 17 malnourished black children

@ohgjjhgfd updated it a lot

@no_thankyouSatan Haha, well I would like to counter that claim with my Dhar Mann x Reader story, which is a tragic story about a man who is so talented that he becomes a god. But when his desire for glory and money become too great he causes major destruction.

@ittybittyboobs that actually sounds quite exquisilent. However, I present my Luigi x reader fanfiction - a heart breaking story of true love and sacrifice and what happens when you order sussy dildos online. That is a masterpiece you could never hope to best. 

@no_thankyouSatan you have to be kidding me i literally wrote a story were nickacado avocado, orlin, glam rock freddy, the property brothers, ed sheeran, and a sentient chicken noodle soup monster have an orgy in hell. get on my level

@ohgjjhgfd ikr they're smexy